Thursday, August 13, 2009

Where did it go?

Last week the children were told that I had lost my voice as way of explanation for why I wasn't taking them. This week, when I took them for their lesson one girl quickly asked me 'Where did you find your voice?'

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Are you married?

Being in pre-primary, my class cannot distinguish between Ms and Mrs. This morning however, when I got the obligatory 'Good Morning Mrs XXX' from them, one girl turned to the rest and shouted 'She's not a Mrs, she doesn't have a ring!'

Friday, May 15, 2009

It's Okay

As I was reading out The Jungle Book to my class, a pre-primary kid called out 'He's naked!'. We all looked, and sure enough, Mowgli was naked, but he had his back turned, so nothing, shall we say, important, was showing.

Another child in my class turned to the other and said, matter of factly, 'It's okay, everyone's bottom is the same.'